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When I first watched this video I heard “hit” instead of “hid” and now I feel bad for laughing.
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less popular olympic events
- putting jeans on after a shower
- asking your parents for money
- opening plastic packaging
- parking
- telling someone you have a crush on them
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there are always 3 types of sims gamers:
- benevolent god: okay i'm gonna set everything up really nice and make sure everyone is comfortable and then i'll zoom right in and watch carefully oops is your hunger bar getting low don't worry shh i have that taken care of i have a cheat shhh it's okay keep painting that weird purple thing i love you
- distant god: i'll set your life in motion but then i'm gonna pull back and let you do your thing maybe i'll wander the town a bit i'm sure you'll be fine
- loki: OOPS WHERE'D THAT DOOR GO I GUESS YOU'RE TRAPPED AND OH NO DID THE POOL LADDER DISAPPEAR I WONDER HOW LONG YOU CAN SWIM FOR HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU MORTAL
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Karin Stack photographed her hair growing back after losing it in chemotherapy
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Warp Dogs.
I don’t want to spoil the magic, but the picture of Otis was just my dad driving him up and down the driveway. We couldn’t get those intense floppy jowls so he just looks very unimpressed with space.
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omg no really but like one my favourite cast stories is the one I read about Karl stabbing Chris extra-hard with the prop hypos each take for revenge because Chris used to whack him in the face with his sausage hands during the breaks in between takes
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Weird Tube of the Day: Dissection of Annoying Sounds Teenagers Make
The Week’s editor James Harbeck, who happens to be a linguist as well, provides phonetic descriptions of seven annoying sounds that teenagers make.
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omg could Voldemort have defeated Harry if he just said Accio Glasses, like the boy who lived aint got shit if he’s visually impaired
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